But I had to post something to push that dude's junk a bit lower down the page. So, here's a guy who really likes his scooter. It is so much more than simply a mode of transportation. This scooter is his friend. They've been through some rough patches together, but the scooter has never let him down. He secretly wishes he had a garage so he could sit nekked on the scooter and listen to Bright Eyes songs.
